Because of the way our schedule works, I will be without kids this Easter. The good news is I can avoid biting off the head of the chocolate bunny in a fit of self pity. The bad news is I have to figure out how to spend the day. I could go to my friend Kim’s house, but who wants to watch someone else’s family haggle over Easter ham. I could go to my sisters house but that would require actually wearing an Easter bonnet. (no I’m not kidding.) My best bet is to accept the offer to go to an all you can eat champagne brunch with some of my other single gal pals. We can trade war stories, bash our exes, and scope out cute waiters, all under the healthy glow of unlimited champagne and baked goods!