My daughter is so literal it’s going to get me into trouble. Yesterday I went out front to grab the paper. When her Dad called she told him they were home alone! I was on the front lawn!!! I fell asleep watching late night TV and she told her teacher I sleep on the couch fully dressed. My reputation has always been questionable, the last thing I need is for my kid to be fanning the flames. I finally sat her down and told her not to tell everyone exactly everything Mommy’s doing. It seemed to be working, that is until she told my ex-Mother-in -law I told her not to be so honest. Nothing keeps you in check faster than a child who can’t keep her trap shut.