Yesterday my daughter called me selfish because I locked the bathroom door in order to paint my toe nails without interruption. Today my son told me I was inconsiderate because I stopped to pick up my dry cleaning on the way home from his soccer practice! The sick part is I felt bad. Taking the time to not look wrinkled and have turquoise toe nails has made feel guilty. What’s next, “don’t brush your hair?” “Washing your face cuts into snack time?” I try to put the kids first, but spring has sprung and these feet need some serious coats of paint! I guess I’ll have to resort to my old habit of setting an alarm for 2a.m. putting on a full face of makeup and going back to sleep; at least until someone finds a way to mix Motherhood with personal hygiene.