I’m always so proud of my daughters advanced ability in speech. She’s always been ahead of the curve when it came to talking, and if I’m completely honest I’ve been pretty quick to brag about it.

Well now I’m facing karmageddon. Sasha speaks so well she’s started telling anyone and everyone exactly what Mommy has to say in private. My mother in law now knows I call her devil woman, my babysitter heard I am less then pleased with her dish washing skills, and my sister found out she needs to lose weight! (That could hardly have come as a shock.) Who knows what other gems my little genius has stored in her memory bank? I’m terrified to leave the house for fear of what she will share.

I guess I could praise people more freely but that would only arouse more suspicion. For the time being I’ll just have to keep myself armed with cookies at all times-should I need to plug the pie hole of the worlds smallest human Dictaphone.