The other day I was snack Mom for Ashley’s soccer game. No Biggie, I brought grapes, pretzels and apple juice. Apple juice from concentrate! Well one of the other Mom’s flew across the field and grabbed the juice right out of her little girl’s hand. Then she glares at me like I was serving her kid a whiskey sour! I’m thinking there’s a fly in the cup so I look inside. Nope just juice. Then she says to me “I only let her drink healthy products.” Now I’m not claiming to be Kimmie from the organic farm, but haven’t we gone a bit too far lady? When I was growing up my Mom gave us the mix in your own sugar powdered drinks and Carmel apples for breakfast. Then again she also thought sweat stains on a man were a sign of virility. I’m not promoting junk food, but I think we can go a little over board with the healthy snacks. If I don’t give Ashley a little taste of the dark side, what will I have to bribe her with? Let’s face it, finish your peas and I’ll let you have a wheat grass sundae just doesn’t do the trick.